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In Which We Determine The Reason for the Existence of Girls

1. me: dang it. i'm all out of almond milk for my coffee
2. vegetate77: awwwww
3. me: this is why i need a gf. to get me almond milk when i'm out.
4. vegetate77: hahaha that is not what girls are for ahmaud
5. me: what? they aren't? well i don't know what good they're for then.
6. vegetate77: me either
7. me: well then, until we figure it out, i say they get me almond milk when i need it.
8. vegetate77: false i thought girls were supposed to be kind and warm or something like that
9. me: i'm pretty sure they're not stuffed toys or electric blankets. although an electric stuffed toy that warmed you in winter would be pretty sweet. for, you know, kids.