Oct 6, 2010
onmymindgrapes: telos: I’m glad Maggie put the helmet on, because it bumps up the coolness, not to mention the safety, exponentially. ahmaud, have i taught you nothing?  don’t you remember how my life theory #348 goes?  helmets are cool in two situations: riding a bike/rollerblading/rollerskating/wheels near pavement-ing AND the helmet is buckled not riding a bike/rollerblading/rollerskating/wheels near pavement-ing AND the helmet is NOT buckled as you can clearly see, that helmet is buckled and i am a pedestrian (at the time), so clearly i am not cool (at the time). Hmmm. I failed to notice that the helmet was buckled. I take back everything I said…except for the safety part.

onmymindgrapes:

telos:

I’m glad Maggie put the helmet on, because it bumps up the coolness, not to mention the safety, exponentially.

ahmaud, have i taught you nothing?  don’t you remember how my life theory #348 goes?  helmets are cool in two situations:

  1. riding a bike/rollerblading/rollerskating/wheels near pavement-ing AND the helmet is buckled
  2. not riding a bike/rollerblading/rollerskating/wheels near pavement-ing AND the helmet is NOT buckled

as you can clearly see, that helmet is buckled and i am a pedestrian (at the time), so clearly i am not cool (at the time).

Hmmm. I failed to notice that the helmet was buckled. I take back everything I said…except for the safety part.

(Source: schwegler, via hijinksensued)

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