Mar 21, 2011
Ten Sexy Ladies: My Asleep Foot
“Oh god. Oh my god.”
“What, is your foot asleep?”
“How’d you know?”
“You sit like an asshole and it makes your foot fall asleep.”
“Honey, it kills and I can’t walk on it and I have to go to the bathroom immediately.”
“You want me to carry you to the bathroom.”
“Just … just escort me.”
…
Josh Allen. You genius.
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